All the Married Ladies

sung to the tune of Single Ladies by Beyonce

words by Andrea Johnson
 

All the married ladies (x7)

Now put your hands up

Up in the kitchen, we just had a fight

I'm doing my scrapbook thing

You're being a drip, now you wanna trip

Cuz another mother noticed me

I scrap with her, she scraps with me

Don't pay her any attention

Cuz I cried my tears gave you twenty good years

You can't be mad at me

Cuz If you want it then you should have put some zing in it

If you want it then you should have put some zing in it

Don't be mad that I'm taking a scrapbook trip

If you want it then you should have put some zing in it

Woo ooh oh…

I got titles on my lips, bags on my hips

Sweats and my flip flop shoes

Acting up, drink in my cup

I couldn't care less what you think

I need no permission, did I mention

Going to a scrap convention

Cuz you had your turn

And now you gonna learn

What it feels like to miss me

Cuz If you miss me than you oughta lay a kiss on me

If you miss me than you oughta lay a kiss on me

Don't be acting as cool as a manatee

If you miss me than you oughta lay a kiss on me

All the married ladies (x7)

Now put your hands up

Up in my bedroom, nothing to wear

Looking for accessories

You bought a new boat, but I don't wanna float

Cuz I can't wear my heels on the seas

I brought you to Kohls, Macy's and the mall

You didn't pay any attention

So now you gonna learn, how much you gotta earn,

For my life of luxury

Cuz If you want it then you should have put some bling on it

If you want it then you should have put some bling on it

Don't be mad that I'm taking a shopping trip

If you want it then you should have put some bling on it

Wo oh o…

  

I got my mop in the closet, flushing the toilet,

Cleaner than a new penny

You littered the floor, tracked mud some more

Didn't put a thing away

I paid my check to the Merry Maids

Don't pay them any attention

Cuz I did my time, worked past my prime

Ya can't be mad at me

Cuz If you want it then you should have put your things away

If you want it then you should have put your things away

Don't be mad that when you see what you gonna pay

If you want it then you should have put things away

  

Don't treat me to the things of the world

I'm not that kind of girl

Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve

Is a man that makes me, then takes me

And delivers me to a destiny to infinity and beyond (like Buzz Lightyear)

Pull me in your arms

Say I'm the one you want

If you don't you'll be alone

And like a ghost I'll be gone